12 Pains of Pregnancy Song

So I love listening to Christmas music and find the 12 Pains of Christmas song to be pretty funny so I thought I'd come up with one song of my own called "The 12 Pains of Pregnancy". When people ask me how I am feeling most of the time I am feeling well. And when someone asks you how you are feeling you hate to just complain but in all honesty....these things about pregnancy bug me (although this little discomfort is all forgotten when you hold your little one for the first time...it's all worth it). So you know me. I think I have a good sense of humor and so I created this song.... hope you like it.

The 1st thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
is the constant urge to pee!

The 2nd thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 3rd thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
no deli meat
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 4th thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
being pricked with needles
no deli meat
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 5th thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
NO WEDDING RINGS (sung slower)
being pricked with needles
no deli meat
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 6th thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
having itchy stretch marks
NO WEDDING RINGS
being pricked with needles
no deli meat
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 7th thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
aching hips and taibone
having itchy stretch marks
NO WEDDING RINGS
being pricked with needles
no deli meat
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 8th thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
1st Tri morning sickness
aching hips and taibone
having itchy stretch marks
NO WEDDING RINGS
being pricked with needles
no deli meat
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 9th thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
cramps in my legs
1st Tri morning sickness
aching hips and taibone
having itchy stretch marks
NO WEDDING RINGS
being pricked with needles
no deli meat
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 10th thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
waddle waddle waddle (enough said)
cramps in my legs
1st Tri morning sickness
aching hips and taibone
having itchy stretch marks
NO WEDDING RINGS
being pricked with needles
no deli meat
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 11th thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
no tummy sleeping
waddle waddle waddle (enough said)
cramps in my legs
1st Tri morning sickness
aching hips and taibone
having itchy stretch marks
NO WEDDING RINGS
being pricked with needles
no deli meat
having swollen feet
and the constant urge to pee

The 12th thing of pregnancy that's such a pain to me
no alcohol
no tummy sleeping
waddle waddle waddle (enough said)
cramps in my legs
1st Tri morning sickness
aching hips and taibone
having itchy stretch marks
NO WEDDING RINGS
being pricked with needles
no deli meat
having swollen feet
AND THE CONSTANT URGE TO PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!